Yeah, I still have fun, ocasionally, but it wasn't my fault!
So, my friend Ben and I figured we hadn't had any fun since a few weekends ago when we went to see Dan St. Paul, a comedian, at LaSalles and we were due. So, well past my bedtime (10 PM), we decided to go out to the new Indian casino in wonderful Corning, CA. As I'm low on the fundage (that means money), I was playing on my good looks, which come to find out is about $60.
We played some of our favorite slots, the penny machines, for a while before moving over to the high limits $5 blackjack table. Being that $5 is so high limit, Rolling Hills Casino only had one table available.
We had a good group going at the table and I was sitting even for quite sometime, which is great, free entertainment! Finally, after maybe 45 minutes of being even, the dealer changed up and everyone at the table went on a roll.
Things were looking up for everyone and I had managed to accumulated about $140. I was pretty proud of myself (pats self on back). Then, this guy sits down in between my friend and I in the 4th position at the table.
To make a long story a bit shorter, the guy proceeds to hit on 16 after 16 with the dealer showing 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. The first time, we all just thought the guy made a mistake, the second time people started to grumble. Same thing on the third time. But the fourth time was too much for 3 of the 4 other people at the table.
The fourth time was ugly as the guy one position in front of me had a $25 bet down on the table, then doubled down and had 20. That's for sure money in my book as the dealer had a 6 showing.
I had 13 and figured I needed to be in the game to win, so I stayed. Dork master next to me has 16 and proceeds to hit and gets a face card to bust out. Next, my friend passes and the dealer hits on his soft 16 and gets a 5.
It's at this point that 3 of the 5 players get up and leave. My friend being one of those 3 people then asks the guy if he works for the casino followed by, because you're playing like an idiot!
The idiot then drops the F-bomb twice to my friend and states he is only loosing his money and to F-off. My friend thanks him for his offer and continues to get up from the table. The idiot then asks if he would like to go out to the parking lot. I'm assuming he means to fight, but being that he was a fairly old-ish, scrawny guy, he could have meant something else, who knows.
My friend, once again, thanks him for his offer but declines as he decides to take the high road on this one. During this episode, all play at our table has stopped and I'm the only one seated besides the idiot.
I figured that after that, maybe the guy will shape up and I can go back to taking the casino's money. Well, no luck, next hand the idiot gets 16 and hits while the dealer is showing a low card and I loose my money again.
I then get up and leave the guy sitting by himself with the dealer. Amazingly, the guy doesn't realize in the matter of 15 minutes, he's managed to help 4 other people loose about $200.
Luck for us, we are smarter than we are tough and didn't bother waiting around to beat the tar out of that guy. I just hope he didn't end up playing with guys from the local Mexican gangs, cause they aren't as nice as we are.
So anyway, we had fun, but it could have been more fun if it wasn't for the idiot.